"Hey Mr. Tattooist I'd like to be the most racist bastard in the world."  I hope this guy's daughter brings home some big huge black guy who dicks her night and day. Then they have a kid together and the sheer stress causes him to have a heart attack.  After getting out of the hospital he vows to kill her boyfriend and tries to hire a hit man.  Little does he know that the FBI is on to him and sends him to prison for years.  In prison he realizes that they have moved all the white people to a different prison and he is the only cracker in town.  There he experiences nightly raping  in his racist ass and turns into a homosexual as a result of deep seeded feelings that he had always been gay.  He falls in a deep depression because he has become the very thing that he hates and eventually hangs himself with a shoestring in his cell.  At his funeral the only people that come are the inmates that loved him and all his friends realize that anyone with that many swastika tattoos has to be a dumbass.  Oh, by the way, that's a hell of a cum target you got there, I'm sure Bubba will like it.

I'm all about expressing yourself but this is ridiculous.  He might get shot by a hunter hiding in Cher's ass tattoo if he's not careful.  This guy is making me sea sick.  I'm sure that made your mother proud.

I don't want to say too much about Mike Tyson because he will find me and kick my ass.  Maybe he thought that biting another human beings ear off wasn't fucked up enough so he decided to tattoo some curly Q french fries on his face.  What a gentle giant. (That was sarcasm)