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Angelina Jolie Honestly, my future wife has no business getting some other guy's name tattooed on her in the first place so it serves her right. Looks like her marriage went well...hope the cover up tattoo went better. |
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Left Eye So, your husband's name isn't good enough and you get his football number and the teams mascot. Great job! Now go burn your house down...ahh feel the love. |
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Tom Arnold This is the mother of all fuck ups. Not only did you marry the fat bitch but now you have to look at her every day after your divorce. Just grab a piece of broken glass and carve that shit pie off of you. Welcome to The Worst Damn Tattoo Shown, Period. Where's John Salley when you need him? |
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This is a curve ball for you. Its not her "man's" name, but her own. I can understand why you would want to do that, in case you forgot who you were. I can see it now. There is a car wreck and you get amnesia. You have no clue who you are until you glance in the mirror. O yes, I'm Christina. This I understand. What I don't understand why you'd put it in a place where you cant see it in that fateful event. Also this is a running theme in it that I like to call "cum targets." This is any tattoo that is on a girl's back that you can aim at when you're getting ready to let go of your load. By definition this is a cum target that is misspelled to add character. Dirrrrrty. |
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