Identification:
You’ll know this little tramp by her lack of clothing and possible stagger
from massive amounts of alcohol. Often
they use drugs and alcohol as an excuse for their promiscuity.
The slut is the favorites of most male human species, easily seduced;
they are the first in the room to “give up the booty.”
Hangouts:
Sluts love places where the music is loud and the men
are horny. Most sluts frequent
party spots, depending on the attractiveness of The Slut in question this might
mean a club (for a fairly attractive to hot slut) or maybe a bar (for the old
run down skanky sluts). Parties are
also a good scene to get a view of a slut.
This is just a generalization however I have had the pleasure of
encountering sluts all over town, including Wal-Marts and grocery stores.
Capture:
Only sort term capture is recommended
for The Slut. Generally it is their
lot in life to sleep around with as many guys as possible so a relationship with
one is a foolish and futile thing. If you do find yourself in a situation with a slut, please,
use them for what God put them on the earth for, immediate sexual gratification,
and then release at once.
Cost:
Good news here my friend! A sixer and
a pack of Camel filterless is all you need to snare The Slut.
No expensive dinners or presents. In
fact you can probably go to any social event, spot The Slut there and close the
deal with out any money spent at all. Certainly
The Slut is the bargain of all Females.
Warnings:
Always use contraceptive devices with
The Slut because of the many different penises that they encounter.
Also its might not be a good idea to perform oral sex on The Slut because
you never know when the last time a penis has been there.
You might consider not letting anyone know you have bagged The Slut for
social status issues, but this is a personal call for the individual.
Also
Known As: Whore, Tramp, Bar Fly,
Skank, Cum Bag, Trashy Bitch
Official
Hung Over Harry Rankings (1 to 10)
Sex Factor: 9 Money Factor: 2 Relationship Factor: 0 Overall: 4