Dave, it looks like a bird took a diarrhea shit on your chest buddy.  And the bird must have been eating Mexican food because the shit is on fire. 

Cum target extraordinaire but did a florist throw up on her ass?  If you have that much foliage on your body you damn well better be a hunter tracking wild game.

What a manly tattoo...a rose...and in such a manly place...his hip.  Well, if you didn't think he was a raving homosexual before I bet you do now.  Look at me...I'm sexy.  I know nuns who have more masculine tattoos than that.  Fag. 

I'm not even going to make fun of this because it is awesome.  Who in the hell has the balls to tattoo themselves on their back?  He gets a medal of honor.