Identification:
The Stuck Up Bitch is easy to spot around town.
She is the one that strolling around with her nose in the air and a stick
up her ass. She will also probably
be in clothes that cost more than a small house.
She will be fairly attractive in appearance probably brought on by
excessive working out and plastic surgery.
The Stuck Up Bitch is more concerned with outer beauty, money, and
popularity, even after high school when a real person has outgrown that
bullshit.
Hangouts:
The Stuck Up Bitch will be found in high-class
establishments most likely rambling on about how many times they were voted
homecoming queen or maybe musing about their cheerleading skills. Suitors will probably surround them hoping to get a chance at
getting in the sack. Since The
Stuck Up Bitch feels that most of the population is beneath them they will only
hang out in places where they feel equal to the people around them, i.e. places
that serve brunch and where people can sit around and talk about art as if they
have a clue about what’s going on.
Capture/Cost:
I’ll go over these two points in
one swoop, also, I’m going to go out on a limb here and say that if you’re
actually visiting my site and are reading this right now, you cannot afford The
Stuck Up Bitch. Someone trying to
capture The Stuck Up Bitch will need a butt load of cash, a nice car, and a good
job. Perpetrating that you have
these things might work for a little while but The Stuck Up Bitch is very
clever. Sexual contact is usually
only agreed to after you have made it clear that you will “pay her cell phone
and pay for her automobile.” If
you do have fame and fortune then usually jewelry and expensive ass dates will
work. Remember, The Stuck Up Bitch
is shallow and you can use that to your advantage.
The plus side is that they do look good hanging on your arm at the next
benefit dinner you go to…mainly because of the clothes, jewels, and shoes that
you bought her for said event.
Warnings:
First warning about The Stuck
Up Bitch is that there always be someone out there that has more stuff than you
do and since they thrive on their shallowness they usually just bounce around to
the male species with the most junk. Sexual
relations with The Stuck Up Bitch are usually boring because of the chips on
their shoulders and, well, basically they’re cold frigid bitches.
Also
Known As: Shallow Whore, Snobby
Bitch, Shallow Snobby Cunt
Official
Hung Over Harry Rankings (1 to 10)
Sex Factor: 4 Money Factor: 10 Relationship Factor: 3 Overall: 5