Identification: It's hard to imagine being given a God given talent and pissing it all away, wasting this great gift by never using it at all. In a lot of ways this describes The Chastity Belt. These girls have vaginas but, for some unknown reason, they don't use them. They keep it locked away in their pants never to see a penis until the day they get married. I just do not get it. If I had a pussy I'd be fucking and sucking until I was president of the United States. The Chastity Belt looks like any other girl. They are shaking their asses in the club having a good time. Dressed like a slut with their tits hanging out all over the place. Ass squeezed into air tight jeans. The true test is when you try to get them in the sack. You and her, all hot and heavy, sweating, pawing, groping, and then the dreaded words pop out, "I don't want to do it now...I want to wait until I'm married." Make a choice right now. Do you really want to put forth the effort to grab this elusive trophy? I really do not know. I have actually never ever....ever....met a virgin.
Capture: Usually to capture The Chastity Belt there has to be a lot of bullshitting. Bullshitting about how much you love her, how much she means to you, how much fun you're having, and the whole time you're thinking about how bad you want to ejaculate on her face. If you are not in for the long haul then I would suggest just avoid The Chastity Belt all together because just like En Vogue "You're never gonna get it." If you do date one she will usually be faithful, I mean shit, if she won't fuck you then who the hell will she fuck? Girls who don't have sex are the romantic type so wine them and dine them. Some methods of trying to break the belt are with alcohol. Get them really drunk and then hopefully they will give up the pussy. If you can bang The Chastity Belt it is very important to use her up and never talk to her again, ruining any chance of all other men going that far with her again. Teach her a lesson! If she would have just fucked you right off the bat, there wouldn't be this emotional turmoil. Be her worst nightmare. The pussy doesn't get better with age stupid.
Warnings: Get used to cold showers and a lot of jacking off because that is what is in store for you if you date The Chastity Belt.
Also Known As: Prick Tease, Daddy's Little Girl, Bitch, Ummm, damn it, just give it up already, shit!
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Sex Factor: 0 Money Factor: 5 Relationship Factor: 9 Overall: 4