Corey Haim

Nanananananananana...Dipshit!  I think its a Batman symbol but maybe a wild animal stepped on him.  Fag.

Ben Affleck

Look, barbed wire...how original...sure glad you had to flex that out at the photo shoot.  In a perfect world that barbed wire would be real and then he could stick it up his ass.  Basic rule of thumb: don't get barbed wire on your arm and then walk around Wal-Mart in a wife-beater to show it off.   That's annoying, stupid, and the only person it will impress is you sister when you're having sex. 

Mark Mortimer

Where to begin?  Yes, you have muscles.  No, that doesn't make up for the fact that you have a shitty tattoo.  SHAZAM!  Corey Haim, a.k.a. Dipshit Man, just found a new side kick, Lightning Boy Dick Face.  I cant really type the sound that thunder makes but I will give it a try.  Boooschhhhhhhshhsh!!  How was that? 

One of the Baldwins

Don't blame me, they all look alike.  You get a two-for-one special here.  Hey "daddy."  He looks drunk in this picture and maybe he was drunk when he got those awesome tattoos.  Woke up in a Mexican whore house and there they were.  It doesn't  matter how he got them but he doesn't have to show the whole world.  I don't know what the other one is.  Good thing. 

That is a total piece of trash.  How can you be proud of that enough to pull down your shirt and show it off to the world?  It looks like my 3 year old cousin drew it.  It might look better if he put that cigarette out in the center of it.  Terrible. 

This is the exception to the rule.  If you're this hot you can have barbed wire on your arm.  Hell, you can have anything on your arm and I'd still bang you.  So, unless you're a super model, keep the barbed wire shit tattoos under wraps.